A beautiful day in Jeuno (Sylph @ FFXI)

A Mithra (Samtpfoetchen), a Hume woman (Dianne), a Tarutaru wife (Yuuzuki) and the only male Tarutaru husband (Chaosi) are sitting in front of Chululu’s magic shop in Jeuno. The weather was so beautiful, the warm sun was shining down on them. While talking about unimportant things, they suddenly heared an American guy talking about his life.

Maudoc : ANAL SEX.COM ALL ANAL ALL THE TIME
Bringiton : GM GM GM
Bringiton : the Bad person said anal >.> XD
Xjoshx : XD
Crister : o.o so not evin a lil front action ?
Xaru : anal pleasure!

Of course this shocked the four innocent friends so much!

(Chaosi) O.o
(Yuuzuki) ....
(Samtpfoetchen) /huh

Then, Chaosi decided to start talking about one of his last Partys...

(Chaosi) Xaru was in my PT
(Yuuzuki) O______O
(Dianne) I c
(Samtpfoetchen) school is over in america
(Samtpfoetchen) :)
(Yuuzuki) Next time I'll check chaosi's pt members properly....
(Chaosi) WHM taru-chan
(Chaosi) he raised me
Dianne dozes off quietly.
(Yuuzuki) oh, good whm but bad guy
(Samtpfoetchen) for anal pleasure? O.O;;;;
(Yuuzuki) WHAT?!!!
(Chaosi) a beetle, and later a caveberry killed me -.-
(Dianne) lmao
(Chaosi) NO
(Dianne) well, we all have a secret life Chaosi, don't be ashamed
(Samtpfoetchen) caveberry... uh hum... someboday used -ga spells where he better shouldnt have :)
(Chaosi) Um...

Even though nobody had expected it, Chaosi seemed to have some dark secrets he had never spoken about before.

(Chaosi) I'm not ashamed of anything. there's no secret
(Yuuzuki) that's my Chaosi ^.^=

Yuuzuki, his wife believed him, of course. But Samtpfoetchen had a complete different opinion about the situation.

(Samtpfoetchen) he is ashamed of our secret relationship ; ;
Samtpfoetchen weeps in sorrow before Chaosi.
(Dianne) ok ok, when you feel Ready! you'll tell us
(Yuuzuki) ehm....
(Chaosi) well I Blizzagaed for a Mb and suddenly the caveberry came into the area of effect >.<
(Yuuzuki) suddenly? ...
(Chaosi) yeah
(Yuuzuki) *g*

Then, Chaosi tried to hide those secrets chosing a different thing to talk about. But Samtpfoetchen had a great idea:

(Samtpfoetchen) chaosis secret dream ist a foursome with a taru girl, a mithra and a hume girl Samtpfoetchen nods to Chaosi.
(Chaosi) no, that's samt secret dream
(Samtpfoetchen) hehehe
(Dianne) Hmmm. sounds fine with me ^^

Chaosi wasn’t pleased with it but Dianne seemed to like it. So Chaosi decided to keep talking about his Caveberries. This was where the misunderstanding began.

(Chaosi) was the caveberry's fault >.<
(Chaosi) and the beetle was a link
(Samtpfoetchen) and oh fun, caveberries link :)
(Chaosi) I know
(Yuuzuki) oooooh... XD
(Chaosi) I slept the first
(Dianne) well you did a real mess down there lol
(Chaosi) then there was a second...
(Yuuzuki) you did WHAT? slept with the first? >.>
(Chaosi) I used sleepga
(Chaosi) they were sleeping
(Samtpfoetchen) O.O
(Dianne) LMAO
(Chaosi) then there was a third >.<
Samtpfoetchen looks at Chaosi, shocked!
(Chaosi) the first was awake again
(Yuuzuki) even with three?!!
(Samtpfoetchen) ok i see... he had sex with 3 caveberries!
(Chaosi) I was death before I was able to cast
(Yuuzuki) ;_;
(Dianne) you dirty taru ><
(Chaosi) no >.<
(Yuuzuki) they were too strong for you?
(Yuuzuki) but you just said so ;_;
(Dianne) yeah, must have been exausting
(Samtpfoetchen) hehehe
Samtpfoetchen nods to Dianne.
Yuuzuki nods to Dianne.

That was a really tough thing to hear for Yuuzuki. They were just married and she was going to give birth to twins soon and Chaosi slept witch some Caveberries! The tragedy should become even more dramatic!

(Chaosi) three of that damn caveberrys and the beetle the pt was fighting against
Dianne shakes with laughter!
(Yuuzuki) and a beetle?! /cry
(Samtpfoetchen) a beetle as well? o.O
(Chaosi) O.o
(Chaosi) argh
(Chaosi) I meant slept the first >.<
(Yuuzuki) and the others?
(Dianne) and you speak of Dae but at least he's not doing dirty things with some ugly beasts
(Samtpfoetchen) chaosi has the stamina of a tundra tiger
(Dianne) an old one then <.<

Everyone was shocked. Chaosi tried to stop the whole thing but he didn’t succeed.

(Chaosi) hey you're minsunderstanding the whole scenario >.<
(Yuuzuki) ... I never knew this....
(Yuuzuki) If I had known this, I would have bought some pet....
(Samtpfoetchen) i dunno if yuu can ever be enough to satisfy his needs o.o;

But even though Chaosi has good friends and a wife who understands him.

(Dianne) come on Chaos just say it! You're a wild pervert taru! (that's pretty fine with me ^.-)
(Yuuzuki) that's why I'll buy some pet for him ^^
(Chaosi) we have something like 10 pets my dear
(Samtpfoetchen) O.O

But Chaosi managed to shock his wife seriously.

(Yuuzuki) you do that even with your avas? ;_;
(Yuuzuki) am I so ugly?
(Chaosi) NO
(Samtpfoetchen) even with the male ones? o.O
(Yuuzuki) do you like shiva's body so much?
(Chaosi) argh
(Samtpfoetchen) chaosi x ramuh.... urks...
(Dianne) are they......both playing with their pets? >.>
(Yuuzuki) ....
Chaosi sulks.
Samtpfoetchen shakes her head at Chaosi.
(Yuuzuki) and titan?
Dianne vomites

That was enough. Yuuzuki shouldn’t believe such a misunderstanding and Chaosi didn’t want to let the others think perverted things about him. With a loud voice he said:

(Chaosi) hey stop it here -.-
(Yuuzuki) ... ok, no avas?
(Samtpfoetchen) oki
(Chaosi) the only thing I need is Yuu

He admitted his eternal Love to Yuuzuki. But she was still shocked and kind of unsure.

(Yuuzuki) for what?
(Chaosi) no pet no mob no cavberry
(Dianne) Onnnnnllllyyyyy Yuuuuuuuu!!!
(Samtpfoetchen) for licking her cheekies!
(Dianne) rofl
(Dianne) poor Yuu reduces to a simple tongue
(Yuuzuki) >.<

Nobody knew until then that Chaosi was very serious about this.

(Chaosi) I need you yuu.
Yuuzuki looks away from Chaosi, embarrassed.
(Chaosi) hey I'm not reducing her

That was what Yuuzuki had waited for all the time. Nothing would be able to stop her overflowing love for her husband.

(Yuuzuki) Tihihi, Chaosi needs me. /em is so happy
(Chaosi) I need her to go on. To be able to live.
(Yuuzuki) ^.^=
Yuuzuki is trying to sit down in front of Chaosi.
(Chaosi) as Samti needs some yuri to go on
(Dianne) <.<

Chaosi’s Love to Yuuzuki is the most natural thing of the world. This is what Chaosi expressed.

(Samtpfoetchen) i kinda get turned on now
(Dianne) lol
(Chaosi) *drop*
Chaosi smiles warmly at Yuuzuki.
(Samtpfoetchen) yuu is having wild sex with chaosi here while two other girls are watching
Yuuzuki looks at Chaosi and sighs dejectedly.
(Yuuzuki) nooo~~

But then Yuuzuki suddenly fell into a deep sleep and didn’t seem to wake up again soon...